笑话一则[文言文]

有仙翁,采药于原,其时,天穹蔚蓝,草如绿云,优而游哉,乐此不疲。当欲回,远见天际尘埃冲起,霎时,万千牝牛,如田单火驱,声哞似雷,狼奔豕突而过,仙翁急问:“汝辈何事惊慌?”有似幼犊答:“中国电信人来矣!”问:“何惧之?”答:“伊专以牛逼为号,吾等怎生不惧?”无几,大群牡牛亦慌不择路,踉跄逃奔而过,仙翁不解,复问:“何如也?”一犍答曰:“何迟也?伊等牛逼不但,亦习扯蛋! 尔欲待伊等扯汝蛋乎?”仙翁闻此,亦大惧,急拾药篮,与群牛俱去也!

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